What's on at Chelmsford Theatre

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Tinderella

Sat 16 Jan 2027

Get ready for the funniest, cheekiest, most wickedly fabulous adult pantomime you’ve always wished to see. Release your inner child and then leave them at home because this show is not for kids!

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Don't You Forget About Me

Sat 23 Jan 2027

Don't You Forget About Me is a percussive and poignant love letter addressed to anyone whos ever wished their life was a little more like a movie.

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A Shoddy Detective

Thu 28 Jan - Sat 30 Jan 2027

A laugh-out-loud comedy whodunnit featuring four actors, a dozen characters and a whole load of chaos.

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Comedy Improv

A Star Wars Improv Show: The One-Man Made-Up Movie Parody

Wed 3 Feb 2027

Award-nominated stand-up and improviser Jon Hipkiss brings together the ultimate celebration of comedy and fandom in this one-man made-up movie parody.

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Comedy Stand Up

Sophie Duker: Hot Beef Injection

Fri 5 Feb 2027

Sophie Duker dares to get both sexy and political in her new show, reflecting on hypermasculinity, heavy-handed handymen and that old-chestnut Would You Rather: 'Man or Bear?’

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Alex McAleer: Reads The Room

Thu 25 Feb 2027

Mind Reader Alex McAleer isn’t psychic or supernatural, but after nearly 20 years studying people and perfecting the art of knowing what’s going on inside their heads…… you’d be forgiven for thinking otherwise.

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Comedy Stand Up

Simon Brodkin: Unleashed

Thu 4 Mar 2027

Unleashed is Simon’s hysterical new show. Packed with outrageous punchlines and electric crowdwork, Simon rips into wild swimmers, vape shops, Greta Thunberg, religion and his wife’s friends Claire & Carl.

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Flat And The Curves: Rosé Tinted

Fri 5 Mar 2027

Join the vocal powerhouses, Flat & the Curves, as they piece together bygone years of revelry, from knee-defying slut-drops to toe-curling one-night stands.

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Ed Byrne: No Dramas

Sun 7 Mar 2027

Ed just wants to live a life free of hassles or drama. He feels he’s earned it, but the world has other plans for him.

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Comedy Stand Up

Mike Wozniak: The Bench

Fri 12 Mar 2027

Returning by popular demand Mike Wozniak brings his latest show to Chelmsford in which a story about a bench will be prominent.

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Comedy Stand Up

Ross Noble: Cranium of Curiosities

Thu 18 Mar - Fri 19 Mar 2027

Ross Noble is the Wizard of Waffle, The Rambler Royale, The Noodlers’ Noodler, and he’s back live on stage to tour a tornado of tangents.

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Comedy Stand Up

Lucy Beaumont: Bad at Quiz Shows, Good with Weirdos

Thu 25 Mar - Fri 26 Mar 2027

Expect tales of going into hiding after Celebrity Traitors, creating cow udder couture on The Great British Sewing Bee, and navigating life as someone for whom "normal" has never made much of an appearance.

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Kemah Bob: Love Child

Thu 25 Mar 2027

Acclaimed stand-up Kemah Bob returns with her much anticipated second show: Love Child.

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Dragged to the Musicals

Sun 28 Mar 2027

All the eleganza-extravaganza of the West End combined with the fierce and fabulous world of Drag! A night of sassy showstoppers, where the divas are anything but dull!

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Dom Joly: Trigger Happy TV, the 25th Anniversary Tour

Fri 2 Apr 2027

To celebrate 25 years of Trigger Happy TV Dom Joly brings his most iconic characters and sketches to the stage in Trigger Happy TV – Live! 25th-anniversary tour.

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Comedy Stand Up

Aurie Styla: Maverick

Sat 3 Apr 2027

Aurie Styla is one of the most naturally charismatic and hilarious comedians around and he’s back on the road with his brand new show Maverick.

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Ania Magliano: Peach Fuzz

Sat 10 Apr 2027

Fresh from starring in the latest series of Taskmaster, Ania Magliano brings a brand-new show full of jokes, confessions, and occasionally unhinged observations to Chelmsford.

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Paul Foot: The Future

Sat 17 Apr 2027

Pioneering alt-comedy hero and star of Cats Does Countdown Paul Foot is back on tour with his critically acclaimed, brand new stand-up show: The Future.

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On sale to members 8 Sep. On sale to all 9 Sep.

Comedy Stand Up

Paul Zerdin: Shut Your Mouth

Wed 26 May 2027

Paul Zerdin, the master ventriloquist and winner of America’s Got Talent, is back on the road with his brand-new stand-up comedy tour Shut Your Mouth.

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Thomas Green: Brainstorm

Fri 28 May 2027

Thomas Green storms back onto the stage to electrify audiences with a brand new hour, following his sell-out debut tour

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MC Hammersmith: Ice Ice Nepo Baby

Fri 25 Jun 2027

Lightning-fast freestyle raps, explosively funny rhymes, and utterly captivating genealogical investigation. Featuring brand new routines for 2027!

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