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Laura Smyth: Born Aggy

Sun 25 Oct 2026

What if all your dreams come true and you’ve still got the hump? Like her last tour, Laura will cover all of her everyday ever-changing life with truth, warmth, and hilarity. Maybe she needs more sleep or maybe she was just born aggy.

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Eric & Ern

Mon 26 Oct 2026

A brilliant homage crammed full of renditions of those famous comedy sketches from Eric and Ern.

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Neil Delamere: Reinventing the Neil

Thu 29 Oct 2026

Comedic adventurer Neil Delamere returns with a brand new standup show, packed to the brim of tall tales and hilarious stories.

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Christopher Hall: Pizazz

Thu 29 Oct 2026

Come on the ultimate hometown holiday night out with Christopher Hall - he’ll give you a hilariously fun soirée and have you tucked up back in bed at a sensible time

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Mark Simmons: Jest to Impress

Fri 30 Oct 2026

After a sell out debut tour, Mark Simmons returns to Chelmsford Theatre in 2026 with Jest to Impress, a brand new hour packed with expertly crafted one liners and his trademark off the cuff jokes based on audience suggestions.

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Tom Ward: Post-Millennium Tension

Fri 30 Oct 2026

Before Tom bails out on the modern world entirely to commit to nostalgia full-time, the burner phone using, Discman carrying, 1988-1995 obsessed freak is giving the present tense one last try.

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Paul & Suki: Paul Merton and Suki Webster's Improv Show

Sat 31 Oct 2026

An evening of sensational improvised comedy hosted by two of the UK’s masters of improvisation with their old friend, improv virtuoso, Mike McShane and a host of very special guests.

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Josh James: Work in Progress

Tue 3 Nov 2026

Fresh off the back of his sell out UK wide tour, Josh James is back and and working out some new material.

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Sooz Kempner: Imposter

Fri 6 Nov 2026

Join Sooz Kempner to discover why she felt like an imposter except for one area: singing…until her voice suddenly stopped working.

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Morgan Rees: What A Bummer

Sat 7 Nov 2026

After Morgan and his partner went on separate holidays - one to a Mathematics Forum and the other to a Bear Party - a massive revelation forced him to re-evaluate everything.

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Sh!tfaced Shakespeare: Romeo & Juliet

Sun 8 Nov 2026

The Sh*tfaced Shakespeare cast present an unconventional, no-holds-barred interpretation of Romeo and Juliet, with a tipsily tragic take on William Shakespeare's most iconic roll call of characters.

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Larry Dean: Hellbent

Mon 9 Nov 2026

Recently married, emotionally feral. The Gallus Glaswegian Goon returns with a riotous show about refusing to grow up.

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Josh Pugh: Ha Ha, Yeah Sound

Tue 10 Nov 2026

After 2 sell out tours, Josh Pugh is back performing stand-up comedy to the best of his ability for an hour and a bit.

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Tom Stade Rules

Wed 11 Nov 2026

Canadian powerhouse Tom Stade is back with a brand-new show - taking aim at the absurdities of modern times with his contagious charm and incisive, gloriously unfiltered wit.

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Stewart Lee vs The Man-Wulf

Thu 12 Nov - Fri 13 Nov 2026

Stewart Lee returns to Chelmsford, sharing the stage with a tough-talking werewolf comedian from the dark forests of the subconscious who hates humanity. Can the beast inside us all be silenced with the silver bullet of Lee’s stand up?

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Scott Bennett: Blood Sugar Baby

Tue 1 Dec 2026

One family, one condition, one hell of a hairy baby. Scott Bennett tells the amazing true story of how his daughter fell ill with a rare genetic condition, congenital hyperinsulinism (CHI). Never heard of it? Neither had Scott and Jemma.

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Mum's Night Out Comedy

Thu 3 Dec 2026

Grab your mum mates for a night of top stand up comedy, games and more hosted by The Funny Mummy and featuring the top comics in the UK.

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Paddy Young: Will Sir Be Laughing Alone?

Tue 8 Dec 2026

The award-winning stand-up and star of Saturday Night Live UK heads out on tour with a brand new show. Big Year for Pad. SNL (UK, but still a big deal), a bunch of awards (hate bringing them up), and plenty of bit-parts to boot. But what’s it all about?

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Comedy Crackers

Tue 8 Dec 2026

Comedy Crackers is a perfectly-wrapped night of comedy featuring household names Russell Kane, Dane Buckley, Lindsey Santoro, Elliot Steel!

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Ignacio Lopez: Nada

Thu 10 Dec 2026

Join Ignacio Lopez, Star of Live At The Apollo, as he crafts an intricate story of mystery and suspense packed with sarcasm, silliness and huge laughs.

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Rob Rouse: Funny Bones

Fri 15 Jan 2027

Funny Bones is Rob’s brand-new stand-up show: a relentlessly funny and daft evening of comedy, from a one-man whirlwind who pulls the audience into his craftily spun tall tales with bucketfuls of manic energy.

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